Jasae (AKA Desi De Angelo)

Jasae Tickled

2009-03-18T22:52:00.001-07:00

Fast Eddy's on the lamb and it's my job to flush him out. It's gonna be a tough case. I'll visit Eddy's favorite hangouts. I'll have to grill all his girlfriends. They're cheap whores and high class hookers.

These girls can be hard to persuade. Some guys might slap 'em around to get their information, but not me, I have my own methods. Some guys carry a gun, I carry a feather. I know how to make a broad talk. I know every sensitive spot on her body, from the tips of her toes to the nape of her neck. I strip 'em, tie 'em down, and tickle their brains out. Only trouble is by the time I finally got 'em talking, they're laughing and crying at the same time!

I can' t make out a word they're saying! I'll get to the bottom of this case, or my name ain't Ticklin' Dick!

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Vintage catfight: Jasae vs. Tanya

2008-01-15T20:40:00.000-08:00

Jasae and I ordered some Japanese food when we were hanging out at my apartment. My cat Larry was standing next to me when I openned the door for the delivery driver. The driver was delighted by Larry and said: "Oh, wow! You have a Norwegian Forest Cat!" I laughed and told her that I had rescued Larry from a crack house in Lawndale and that I didn't think he was of any special pedigree. The woman was very insistent that he was indeed of Norwegian Forest descent. After she departed I got on the Net and looked up info on Norwegian Forest Cats. To my astonishment I discovered that the woman was probably correct. I love my animals regardless of their lineage, but I was enamored by all the Larry-type cats on the computer. Larry sat on my lap as we gazed at all his distant relatives. Jasae exhibited no interest at all in his feline genealogy and, finally, she commented:

"That dumpster-diving gato could be descended from royalty. It still doesn't change the fact that he spent his formative years inhaling second-hand methamphetamine smoke on 170th Street."

Suffice it to say that her comment was not overlooked by Larry's mother. In fact, I took the term "catfight" to a whole new level when I attacked Jasae with a level of ferocity that she had not seen before..

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- XO Tanya

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Classic DVD starring Jasae

2007-12-27T20:03:00.000-08:00

Clickon the boxcover to see ordering info for Nude Lawyers starring Jasae!

- XO Tanya

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Merry Christmas!

2007-12-25T08:05:00.000-08:00

Grinch Jewell Marceau tried to steal Christmas but I did not let her.

Merry Christmas!

- XXOO Tanya

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Free Christmas gift for all members!

2007-12-24T12:36:00.001-08:00

I am offering a free download from DeviantDownloads.com - Tanya the Spy - to all members of TanyaDanielle.com. Join by December 26 to get your free download!

Happy Holidays!

- XO Tanya

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10 Minutes FREE at Catfight VOD!

2007-07-15T10:01:00.001-07:00

- XXOO Tanya

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Misguided Women

2007-04-26T21:44:00.000-07:00

Of all places, Jasae and I first encountered each other at a bondage shoot. Turns out we both dance, do bondage, and have wrestled for some of the same companies. When the subject of wrestling came up Jasae arched an eyebrow and asked me:"Do you think you are a wrestler? She placed heavy emphasis on the word "think" and made it clear that she didn't believe I was one. She pointed out that not every woman who steps into a wrestling ring can necessarily be considered a wrestler. I pointed out that not every woman who adopts a one-word name out of a misguided sense of self-importance is necessarily given the same regard as Cher or Madonna. That did it. Only one of us left the aborted bondage shoot victorious that day..

Join www.TanyaDanielle.com now to see which angry bitch triumphed in this impromptu battle!

- XXOO Tanya

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Jasae at Mr. Skin

2007-04-11T19:09:00.000-07:00

Click here to read about Jasae and her numerous movie roles at Mr. Skin.

- XXOO Tanya

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Buy a Photo of Jasae!

2007-04-11T19:03:00.000-07:00

Click here to buy a sexy, glamorous photo of Jasae!

- XXOO Tanya

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Grease-fueled Rage

2007-04-11T18:33:00.001-07:00

Everybody thinks the waitress outfits at Hooters are sexy. Personally, I get sick of wearing the gigantic orange pantaloon shorts and I didn't appreciate Jasae talking shit about them the other day either. She works at one of those trendy little "60's" -themed diners and she needs to shut the fuck up. She unzips her uniform dress so low that her big tits are practically rubbing against the bacon and eggs she's serving. When I pointed THAT out to her she told me to take a spicy buffalo wing and shove it up my ass. Enough of the profanity-laced diatribe: suffice it to say that tensions run high in the diner business. Why else would two otherwise demure waitresses attack each other with such grease-fueled animosity?!

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- XXOO Tanya

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